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journal entries? by Moonlite-Wolf


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December 9, 2012


8 (who?)
  • Mood: Longing
  • Listening to: we couldn't get anymore emo - Motionless in W
  • Drinking: tea
when I am king... things are going to change around here...

Number 1:
television singing contest like X-Factor or any similar programs will be banned. every single person who has previously won such a contest must prove there musical worth by displaying the ability to write and create at least one completely original song. those who do not impress will be put to death by firing squad.

Number 2:
the serving of bacon at breakfast will be made mandatory, vegetarians may choose artificial bacon (Facon). pig farmers and breeders will be handsomely rewarded for their great service to the crown. if anyone refuses to partake the will be put on death row.

Number 3:
with the exception of inside Gyms and other sporting centers, the wearing of tracksuits, tracksuit bottoms and jogging bottoms (sweatpants to you Americans) shall be outlawed. this will be part of the anti-chavery act, including the outlawing of Burberry hats, nike shocks, Argos jewellery, the riding of mini-motorcycles if you are over the age of 10 and any other types of behaviour I deem to be part of chavery. anyone caught breaking this law will be subject to under go a 2 week period of chinese water torture. a second offense will result in death.

Number 4:
the right to freedom of religion shall remain... but with restriction. those within the religious community may NOT try to influence the law of the land, only the law of their own religion. public preaching may continue however anything that can be deemed as preaching hate will be taken into custody and may incur jail time. the right to freedom of religion does NOT include the right to be a bellend.

Number 5:
Gay Marriage will be completely legalized, giving the same rights and privileges as heterosexual couples. Religious institutions may retain the right to refuse to perform such a union however registry offices will be available to all and legally there will be NO difference between straight and gay marriages.

Number 6:
the national anthem shall be whatever I feel like and I may change it as I please. it will be mandatory for all my subjects to either learn to sing it or play it on an instrument.  

Number 7:
school uniform shall be a thing of the past... along with homework... nobody does it and it's basically pointless.

More laws to come...
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GayMetal Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I propose that you and myself, the High King of Mattland, join forces to conquer Iceland, the Bahamas, and Sicily!
ValosalRaptor2 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student
KING? Hahaha take over the world, please :3
keLsey501 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
You are the one an true king :iconbowplz:
purple-panda64 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist

5 hours later

*still bowing*
bleachfreak13k Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are a smart king. Take over America so we don't have to deal with our stupid politicians anymore please?
AnimalofManyColors Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
It'd be awesome to see you as king :D
DeathFlowerSacrifice Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I bow to your wisdom, my king :icononibowplz:

Though I'll wear my tracksuit bottoms at home and if I really like them and they look good I might as well wear them outside... thank you very much..
And I completely agree with that homework/uniform law.. I get most bad grades because we don't do tests in some subjects and now I have to think up an essay on "difference" in Philosophy that was due about a month ago fml...
EmoKittyBoy Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
take one step outside in those damn trackpants and suffer the consequences :iconsuperserialplz:
DeathFlowerSacrifice Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:O_o: I'll make sure I invent a force field beforehand...


What if they look good on me?!
EmoKittyBoy Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
did I stutter? NO trackpants in public!
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