when I am king... things are going to change around here...
television singing contest like X-Factor or any similar programs will be banned. every single person who has previously won such a contest must prove there musical worth by displaying the ability to write and create at least one completely original song. those who do not impress will be put to death by firing squad.
the serving of bacon at breakfast will be made mandatory, vegetarians may choose artificial bacon (Facon). pig farmers and breeders will be handsomely rewarded for their great service to the crown. if anyone refuses to partake the will be put on death row.
with the exception of inside Gyms and other sporting centers, the wearing of tracksuits, tracksuit bottoms and jogging bottoms (sweatpants to you Americans) shall be outlawed. this will be part of the anti-chavery act, including the outlawing of Burberry hats, nike shocks, Argos jewellery, the riding of mini-motorcycles if you are over the age of 10 and any other types of behaviour I deem to be part of chavery. anyone caught breaking this law will be subject to under go a 2 week period of chinese water torture. a second offense will result in death.
the right to freedom of religion shall remain... but with restriction. those within the religious community may NOT try to influence the law of the land, only the law of their own religion. public preaching may continue however anything that can be deemed as preaching hate will be taken into custody and may incur jail time. the right to freedom of religion does NOT include the right to be a bellend.
Gay Marriage will be completely legalized, giving the same rights and privileges as heterosexual couples. Religious institutions may retain the right to refuse to perform such a union however registry offices will be available to all and legally there will be NO difference between straight and gay marriages.
the national anthem shall be whatever I feel like and I may change it as I please. it will be mandatory for all my subjects to either learn to sing it or play it on an instrument.
school uniform shall be a thing of the past... along with homework... nobody does it and it's basically pointless.
More laws to come...